He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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