i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
The cabbie told me fat girls shouldn't wear tight clothes, and that he feels bad for the guys that have to be underneath them, especially because their positions are "very limited" and proceeded to ask me if I had a trash can and if I could throw something away for him. Don't worry though, he promised it wasn't anything "bad". He then handed me a tied up grocery bag with a bunch of wadded up Kleenex that weighed about 3 pounds. To answer your question, yes I made it home. Fml
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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