Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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