Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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