Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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