My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
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