I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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