But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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