Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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