how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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