Jerry, you need to find god
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
There's a naked man in my car right now.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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