i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
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