I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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