My room smells like vodka and shame
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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