I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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