He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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