Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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