just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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