She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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