the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
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