I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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