I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
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