Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
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