Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Naked Twister starts at high noon
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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