but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
What changed your mind?
Being sober
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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