Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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