why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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