Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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