I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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