I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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