Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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