we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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