S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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