oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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