Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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