Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I'm jealous of your bromance
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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