i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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