Having a random hookup so left but love u
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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