My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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