going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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