I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
Randomize
