if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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