I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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