Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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