I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
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