you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
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