the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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