make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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