life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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