I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
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