haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
No subtext here. People are naked.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
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