i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
is it fun? or sober?
Randomize