they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Randomize
