i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Dude I just picked up a married chick while her husband was playing pool.
What do you mean you picked her up? How are you gonna leave the bar?
I didn't. I fucked her in the men's room. Come get me before he finds out.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
My dick has a subreddit
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
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