I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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