GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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