haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
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