if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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