Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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