she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
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